- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did death say to life? Go die

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

book 'em danno

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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