Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Bob Saget

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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