If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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