- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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