- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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