- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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