What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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