- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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