- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

I have aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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