What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Once upon a time

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Compton

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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I like touching my boobs

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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