- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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