Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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A black man comes home from work.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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This is an anti joke

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im at school

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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