What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock Knock Come in.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Where's the dick??? east

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What color is red paint? Red

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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