Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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YOU

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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