What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What color is red paint? Red

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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