What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Womens rights

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Compton

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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