okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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this site is an antijoke

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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An Artic Storm.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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