- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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