- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

homosexuals are gay

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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