What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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asdf

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Refrigerator

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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feminists.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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