- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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