A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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ur mum

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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