What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Morning wood.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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