- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Waffles ate my grandma

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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