- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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