What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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