how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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women's rights, lol

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