Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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