- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Horse with a chair on his head.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

I have suicidal thoughts

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A blonde walked into a bar.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

My parents died!

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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