what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Waffles ate my grandma

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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