- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Horse with a chair on his head.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

eden stop

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

I am dyslexic

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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