Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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penis. nuff said.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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