Joesph Triphook.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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The Female Orgasm

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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