- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Coldpaly is a good band

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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