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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

This sentence is a lie.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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