- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue? yellow

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

richard is fag

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Your mom is not fat!

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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