Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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7+5=12

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Diarrhea

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belly button

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Do u take sugar?

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Well, there's one way...

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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knock knock no ones home

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

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