- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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