- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

world peace

Caca.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

The truth is he loves her!!

i read the terms of service when i posted this

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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