A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Where's the soap?

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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