- Anti Joke

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

If you were a cactus, why?

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.