What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

4 hours later.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Do u take sugar?

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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