- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

charlie sheen

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Jebron Lames.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

I can count to potato.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Katy Perry

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

If you were a cactus, why?

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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