- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Caca.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

world peace

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

The truth is he loves her!!

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Where's the soap?

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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