Velcro. What a rip off.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Katy Perry

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Jebron Lames.

I can count to potato.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

charlie sheen

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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