Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

for keeps?

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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