Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

My kids are mistakes.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Women's Rights Movement

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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