a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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