- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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