- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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