- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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