What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's green and blue? yellow

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

richard is fag

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

for keeps?

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Anti Joke

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