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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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