What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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