You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Alex Gedrose.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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