- Anti Joke

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

ur mum

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.