- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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