- Anti Joke

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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