Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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