- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

I killed someone on minecraft.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Justin Bieber.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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