- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

YO FACE

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

The FCC

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why? Why Not?

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Women's Rights

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

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