Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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SBB

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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