If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Church.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Punching a baby

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