- Anti Joke

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

Not a joke.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.