- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara