Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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women's rights

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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vitamin c

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Do you like apples? Yes

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chirs

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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