- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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