Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A seal walks into a club.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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