- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

This statement is false.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

When life throws you lemons, duck.

speech and debate.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Well, there's one way...

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do you call a black man? Black

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