- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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