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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

A seal walks into a club.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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