- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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