- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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