- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Koalas mum is a slut

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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