When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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