- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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