- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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