- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

women rights

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

A blonde walked into a bar.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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