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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

How do you make a little girl cry?

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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