- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Bark I'm a tree

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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