A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

ask me if im a door yes

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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