- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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