- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the midget went to the midget store

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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