- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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