What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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