- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Robin, get in the batmobile

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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