- Anti Joke

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."