- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

How do you make a little girl cry?

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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