Joke

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Womans baksetball...

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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