- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

sorry got to poo

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

God. God.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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