- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

the midget went to the midget store

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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