Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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