why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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