- Anti Joke

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Feminism.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut