- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Women's rights

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

BIG PENIS

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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