Hi, my name is Jake.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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