Sarah Jessica Parker

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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