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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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