- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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