- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Cleveland winning something

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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