- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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