Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Phew... it's gone.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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