- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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