- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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