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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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