Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Waffles ate my grandma

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Penis.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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