- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why does life suck? Because it does

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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