- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

WOMENS RIGHTS

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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