- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Womans baksetball...

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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