Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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