- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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