What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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