two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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