what came first the chicken or the chips

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why was the man sad? his wife died

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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